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Quotes of the Weekend June 26, 2010

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jen @ 5:25 pm

Mom (by a water fountain): “Want some water? My treat.”

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Jenny: “After you open a bottle of wine, where do you put it?”
Angela: “In my mouth?”

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Angela: “I was close enough to Ashton Kutcher, I could have licked him. I would have gotten arrested, but it would have been a good way to go out.”

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Ryan: “I like soft mattresses and Angela likes firm.”
Angela: “So we compromised and got firm.”

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