Sam: What letter does ‘Muppets’ start with?
Me: M. Do you know what a Muppet is?
Sam: Yeah, it’s those things you stick your hand inside and make their mouth move.
Me: Are you okay, Stella?
Stella: Yeah. Just choking.
Me: What are you going to do for Christmas, Sam?
Sam: Eat my breakfast so Santa doesn’t skip my house.